YOU'LL TOTALLY RELATE TO THESE 7 THINGS IF YOU'RE A LAZY PERSON.

Posted 6 years ago in HUMOR.

If you're a work-shy person, then you'll definitely relate to this piece of work.

YOU'LL TOTALLY RELATE TO THESE 7 THINGS IF YOU'RE A LAZY PERSON.

YOU'LL TOTALLY RELATE TO THESE 7 THINGS IF YOU'RE A LAZY PERSON

BY- AABHA KAPOOR

Laziness is an art. An art of being creative...an art of unearthing easier way outs to do any task that would otherwise have taken hours to do! If you are also a 'Work-shy' personality, then this article is just for you!

  1. CANCELLING PLANS= SATISFACTION You love to travel! Yes, you heard me right. You do love to travel, but only inside your home sweet home. If given a choice between free entry to a club and staying at home, latter would be your port of call!
  2. BED IS YOUR BEST BUDDY 'Never let your best friend get lonely...Keep disturbing them.' is your all-time favourite quote! and you take this quote way too seriously. Not wanting to leave your bed even for a nanosecond.
  3. EXERCISING= PROCRASTINATION 'Joining gym from Monday' oh, but today is Monday... 'I meant next Monday'. The above lines are your all-time mantra! Exercise means a lot of effort. Yes, I relate to you.
  4. TRYING TO REACH OUT FOR THINGS WITHOUT MOVING  Picking things without having to put your feet down is one of your hidden talents. Ever tried a career in gymnastics?
  5. SKIPPING A SHOWER IS NO BIG DEAL Winter is your favourite season without a doubt, contributing to GDP? No yar. Contributing to one of your excuses to skip a shower! You always feel fresh. Don't you? Especially when it comes to taking a bath. That's when you start scenting of roses.
  6. GET OTHERS TO DO YOUR CHORES? YES!  'Bhen,pani dede' , 'Mummy,vo uthado.' Sentences like these are your favourite ones to utter and detested by others. You are always on a hunt to find people to do your work. Am I right or am I right?
  7. NO POINT MOVING UNTIL YOUR BATTERY IS ALMOST DEAD. OH, I MEAN YOUR GADGET'S BATTERY!  Be it a phone, laptop or any gadget. Their battery always seems to be sufficient until 'Oh, its switched off' mode. '10%? More than enough.'; '5%? Abhi to bahut chalega'; '2%? 1% pr karunga.' and then.. beep beep! 'black screen appears'
       

 

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