10 dad jokes that prove why your father is the coolest man
Posted 6 years ago in ENTERTAINMENT.It is the dad who should be given the title of coolest man because of his habit of cracking jokes that are not too bad to digest and laugh upon. There’s a special type of humour in the world and it’s the preserve of the Dad. It’s silly, it’s annoying, it’s pun-heavy and it’s ab
- 1.What’s the distinction between a badly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
ATTIRE
- 2.Why do bears have hairy coats?
FUR PROTECTION
- 3.What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A FSHHHH
- 4.“I’ll call you later.”
DON’T CALL ME LATER, CALL ME DAD.
- 5.Want to hear a joke about construction?
NAH, I AM STILL WORKING ON IT.
- 6.“Dad, i’m hungry.”
HELLO HUNGRY... WHAT’S UP... NICE TO MEET YOU...
- 7.“Hey, Dad, what’s this movie about?”
I THINK IT’S ABOUT TWO HOURS.
- 8.“What time it is?”
I DON’T KNOW KID... IT KEEPS CHANGING.
- 9.What did the ocean say to the shore?
NOTHING, IT JUST WAVED.
- 10.Why can’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
AS SIMPLE AS THAT, IT IS TOO TIRED.
