10 TIPS ON HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY CRASH AN INDIAN SHAADI

           10 TIPS ON HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY CRASH AN INDIAN SHAADI
                                   BY- AABHA KAPOOR 

The following piece of work presents 10 tips on how to successfully crash an Indian shaadi.

1. ALWAYS REMEMBER THE NAMES OF BRIDE AND GROOM


2. TAKE AN EMPTY BUT DECORATIVE ENVELOPE WITH YOU


3. DON'T WANDER AROUND THE STAGE MUCH


4. TRY TO IMPRESS THE AUNTY JI'S


5. MAKE A NOTE OF LADKEVALA'S AND LADKIWALA'S AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT!


6. DON'T POUNCE ON FOOD DIRECTLY


7. BE THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO THE DECKED UP BUT DISTANT RELATIVES


8. CARRY YOURSELF AS IF YOU BELONG THERE AND PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU DO!


9. TRY TO LOOK FOR A SAFE PLACE


10. AND IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHO YOU ARE, JUST SAY 'AB TO HUM RISHTEDAR HAIN' AND WALK OFF.